Dear Mr. Husband,
I love you dearly. I am sorry you are bored, you have no games to play out of the bazillion you own, there is nothing on tv, and nothing to do. I am also sorry you aren't feeling well, but I am sure that you do not have malaria, lyme disease, west nile virus, or any other wild disease you can come up with. Pretty sure fishing in the heat yesterday had something to do it, and the fact that you are feeling down. With this being said, I love you honey. You are my world.
Love ~ Mrs. You