You have been given $1,000,000 to use as you wish; however, you can not keep any of it. Who would you give the money to? - "I would give it to the wife, so she could spend it and I could dictate how it gets spent!"
They are making a movie about you and your family, who is portraying you? Your spouse? Describe what the movie is about? - "Jonah Hill (in his fat days) would portray me. Poppy Montgomery would play my wife. And the movie would be a mix of Raising Hope and An American Horror Story. Haha!"
If you could have any talent at all in the world, which would it be? - "I would love to play the piano. It's a really beautiful instrument and I could be the next Victor Borge"
If you could trade places with someone for the day, who would it be and why? - "The President. I would legalize pot, tax the shit out of it and get us out of this deficit."
What did people tease you about growing up? - "My weight and those ugly plaid pants my mom put me in."
If you were on an island and could have a lifetime supply of ONE food, what would it be? - "Top Ramen. Just need a pot and water to make. Oh and bugs. Bugs are a good source of protein."
Your biggest pet peeve? - "People who interrupt me when I am talking. Makes me want to stab them in the face repeatedly."
Can you give me 6 common uses for safety pins? -
- Holding your pants closed
- Holding an open wound closed
- Starting your own piercing trend
- Oh oh and for grossing people out
- Splinter Removal
What is one possession you couldn't live without? - "My fishing gear. And when said like that, yes, it counts as one possession."
A dirty confession - "I scored a 17% on the 100 point purity test for non-virgins. And yes, it's real, google it."
**And there you have it folks. Mr. Husband's first blog, kind of. Some of his answers definitely made me go what the eff! And maybe I shouldn't ask him for answers when he's half asleep. *giggles*